To Hoochie or not to Hoochie...

Let me start off by saying I am not judgemental...now..with that being said; I'm about to judge. I love the winter. It is HEAVENLY. I love the crisp air, the delicious smells from the kitchen, the bathing suits being worn as clothes to the grocery store...wait..WHAT?? Yeah. I said it. Why in the world would I like that? It's simple. During 20 degree weather accompanied by arctic winds, I am clearly able to seperate "woman" from "hoochie." You see, in the summer it is difficult to seperate the two. It's blazing hot in the desert, and one can understand wearing bathing suits (under a tank preferably) to the store. However, when the same women deem it perfectly acceptable to wear a bathing suit and short shorts with their butt cheeks hanging out in the winter; I assume they are give me the go-ahead to classify them under the catagory of "hoochie." Now...how do you determine if you fit this catagory? It's actually quite simple. Before you go out, ask yourself a few questions:

1. Is it under 70 degrees outside?
*If your answer is yes, throw on a dang sweatshirt.

2. Am I wearing a bra?
*If your answer is no, put one on. They are mandatory in my book. NOBODY wants to see that...ok maybe the nasty guy outside..but besides him...NOBODY.

3. Can people see my butt cheeks in the shorts I have on?
*If your answer is yes, this is a PROBLEM. Seriously, butts are not attractive and I wish people would stop acting like they are.

4. Who am I trying to impress?
*If you actually have an answer for this (which I doubt), you might need to look at the type of person you WILL attract, and immediately throw some dang clothes on and get somebody WORTH it.

So ladies..after all is said and done, remember that you are showing the world what to think of you. Although it's not fair to judge others by the way they dress, it is what it is. The way you present yourself actually says more about you than you realize. SO.. the question remains: "To hoochie, or not to hoochie"...THAT is the question to ask yourselves.